God-of-Static

Yarr, so for the past several months me and me bro, !Omnywrench (https://www.deviantart.com/omnywrench)  have been working on a epic comic project, Written by me and drawn by him. Imagine if you will, a time when pirates roamed the Caribbean preying on the merchant ships and colonies of every nation. It was a golden age where pirates ruled the waters, striking fear into the hearts of merchants and royalty alike. But now a new threat has arisen from the east. The great ninja clans have come to stake their own claim in the Caribbean, and no foolhearty pirate is going to stand in there way. It's gonna be good LINKS! The DeviantArt site: piratesvsninjas.deviantart.com The sm

Have a happy Easter everyone! Be you Cristian, Jewish, Bigfoot, or whatever. Someone once told me about how most Christian holidays were once pagan holidays, and that the catholics stole them. I see it more like that the catholics of the old days were just excellent in markating.

All right, so there I was walking done the hallway in my dorm toward the vending machines. My stomach was rumbling "Ahoy there lad! Please ingest some scrumptious digestibles to sooth our hunger!" Being a resonable fellow I was inclined to listen. I approached the machine and quickly made my choice, a bag of Fritoes, and put in my money. The bag dropped down and as I reached for it something caught my eye. It was a Reeses Penut Butter Cup three-pack, just sitting there next to my bag of Fritoes. It had just een laying there, waiting for someone to pick it up when I came along. How did it get there? I have no freaking clue but I'll be damne