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Tales of the Great Pirate/Ninja War is Go!

Fri Sep 7, 2007, 3:48 PM
  • Mood: Pirate
  • Reading: The Republic of Pirates
  • Eating: Whatever not rancid
  • Drinking: Rum
Yarr, so for the past several months me and me bro, :iconomnywrench: have been working on a epic comic project, Written by me and drawn by him.

Imagine if you will, a time when pirates roamed the Caribbean preying on the merchant ships and colonies of every nation. It was a golden age where pirates ruled the waters, striking fear into the hearts of merchants and royalty alike.

But now a new threat has arisen from the east. The great ninja clans have come to stake their own claim in the Caribbean, and no foolhearty pirate is going to stand in there way.

It's gonna be good

LINKS!

The DeviantArt site: [link]

The smackjeeves site: [link]

I hope you enjoy it!

Happy Easter!

Sat Apr 7, 2007, 7:04 PM
  • Mood: Pirate
  • Reading: The Pirate Hunter
  • Eating: Whatever not rancid
Have a happy Easter everyone! Be you Cristian, Jewish, Bigfoot, or whatever.

Someone once told me about how most Christian holidays were once pagan holidays, and that the catholics stole them. I see it more like that the catholics of the old days were just excellent in markating.

My best college experience

Sun Mar 11, 2007, 6:43 PM
  • Mood: Pirate
  • Reading: Blackbeard
  • Eating: Hardtack and rum
All right, so there I was walking done the hallway in my dorm toward the vending machines. My stomach was rumbling "Ahoy there lad! Please ingest some scrumptious digestibles to sooth our hunger!" Being a resonable fellow I was inclined to listen.

I approached the machine and quickly made my choice, a bag of Fritoes, and put in my money. The bag dropped down and as I reached for it something caught my eye.

It was a Reeses Penut Butter Cup three-pack, just sitting there next to my bag of Fritoes. It had just een laying there, waiting for someone to pick it up when I came along.

How did it get there? I have no freaking clue but I'll be damned if I'm going to pass on free food. I grabbed my corn chips and unexpected reeses pack and rushed back to my room, where I exclaimed to my roomate:

"Hey, check it out! I paid for some fritoes and got some penut putter cups free! How FREAKING amazing is that? You want one?"

"No thanks."

"Good cuase there mine."

Worst Ninja Ever

Tue Mar 6, 2007, 2:43 PM
  • Mood: Pirate
  • Eating: Orange (prevents scurvy!)
So there I was, just sitting in my theater class (in one of those rooms were the each row is higher than the one in front of it) when I look behind me and immediately see this kid wearing a bright white hoody with the hood up. Now, this wasn't strange by itself but he also happened to be wearing a red bandanna around over the lower half of his mouth. Kind of like an old cowboy bandit.

This kid stood out ALOT. Almost everyone around him was wearing darker cloths, so the white stood out. Plus the red bandanna was an attention-grabber. I looked back every once and awhile and saw he wore this getup throughout the entire class.

My theory is that he's a ninja, but he's such an unbelievably bad one that his ninja clan kicked him out and now he's forced to take theater classes to pursue a life acting as one of those cannon-fodder ninjas in the movies.

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